Saturday, March 27, 2010

The Real Reason for Babies

27 Mar 2010

There are lots of reasons to have kids. I didn't know it before-hand, but the real reason for babies is so that you can attack your lazy husband. If Jared is napping when he should be unpacking, all you have to do is plop the baby on him.
At first she is cuddly and cute. Dad is glad that he has a cute baby to love him. Little does he know what she has in mind.She begins by checking out her surroundings to make sure that the coast is clear.
She assumes her attack stance.
The attack begins. Dad is especially bugged by the famous "wet diaper in the face" maneuver. Mom and baby are happy. Dad is mad, and still sleepy.

All is right with the world.

6 comments:

hayley said...

That is hilarious! Congrats on the new house, its gorgeous. Good luck with the new career changes; I always did enjoy Sundays with Jared in sunday school and you in RS:)

Leenie said...

Ah,the old "Attack of the Soggy Baby" ploy.

Pam and David said...

This post is worth money, Holly's smile is worth millions, we love you guys!

Emily said...

I love it! I totally agree; baby & kid attacks are the best!

Kay said...

I don't know if I can put a price on a post that made me wet my pants. All I know is I don't want to live in a world where there isn't a Holly somewhere in Texas smiling like crazy with a soggy diaper on Jared head. Ahhhh. All is right with the world.

Anonymous said...

Hey Guys! Congrats on the new house!!!! It is geourgeous!! I love your posts!! Any luck yet on schools??!! Hope you have a great Easter! --Michelle