27 Mar 2010
There are lots of reasons to have kids. I didn't know it before-hand, but the real reason for babies is so that you can attack your lazy husband. If Jared is napping when he should be unpacking, all you have to do is plop the baby on him.
At first she is cuddly and cute. Dad is glad that he has a cute baby to love him. Little does he know what she has in mind.
She begins by checking out her surroundings to make sure that the coast is clear.
She begins by checking out her surroundings to make sure that the coast is clear.
She assumes her attack stance.
The attack begins. Dad is especially bugged by the famous "wet diaper in the face" maneuver.
Mom and baby are happy. Dad is mad, and still sleepy.
All is right with the world.









